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forever alone.
heh, i used to think this way, then i met the girl who worked at the video game store.
So how are her hands?
I was surprised, ’cause they mostly hired guys.
G4 is awful.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/126/314/3cd8a33a.png?1306264975
I’m not sure about #5, #8 and #9.
8 caught my eye as well… I’ve been arrested a few times for that sort of thing.
I had to laugh about the hole in #5′s logic.
Forever al- Oh f**k it you’re right.
I sense he must be Forever Alone
how can he be alone with 2 companions?
I don’ know about number five, beer has proved time and again that it has magical powers.
6. You use your non-dominant hand? O.o
Or OP is ambidextrous.
Not sure about #5.
http://pokit.org/get/f0bfdf4b860aef8190a4df4ba8968bea.jpg
Yup. Not blue at all.
#9 is FAIL…eewww
But hey, someone double-did it and became an internet phenomenon
i think he meant flipping his hand, not going to the “dark” side of the……you know………”moon”
How does 9 work with a hand..?
Women already do #10
Sounds like she’s a real keeper
Glad you can therefore not bother women.
Just what I thought. Look, the men folk are learning how to make a sandwich… They’re… evolving….. duuun duuuuuun duuuuuuuuuuuuun
at least he is not fornicating in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
3. No Nagging. I beg to differ. Even your hand gets tired… and it sure as heck lets you know.
Though, I found my hand with other men before, but I gave permission, so it was gud~
So you like to watch while your hand is with another man? Me gusta.
Just make sure it cleans up before #10.
The virginity level is strong with this one. I sense great forever aloneness.
Convincing others (yourself) that your hand is better than a female, forever alone level 40.
I like the wordplay on “My hand always does it right”
#9… your hand has entrances?
WTF is he doing?
wtf #9.
Now I have to try it
I think I want to, but I’m not even sure what he means.
> #10
Congratulations, you now realize you have hands. And these hands are great for making sandwiches. You never needed a woman to make them for you, your stupidity got the best of you. Isn’t that great?
If you think your hands better than a vagoo.
You’ve never been in a vagoo.
Dey nice.
#9 is the proof that Jesus faps.
Your Hand Can Be With Another Man, If You Role That Way:P
OP is heavily closeted, due to the fact they posted #5
I’ma try number 9.
This made me feel better. Then I realized THIS makes me feel better, which makes me feel sad…
Just a quick thing about number 10: be sure to use mayonnaise and not the other white stuff.
Wow, it’s amazing that you’ve managed to only find women who come from 90s sitcoms. I’m not surprised your hand has more personality. Have fun!
this, my good man, is genius.
Judging by his attitude i’m not surprised he’s Forever Alone.
this is all very nice and true if you just want to get off at any time given.
of course a hand is better than any person if you do not want a relationship. No big surprise here
You can practically say the same thing about why a stone is better than a girlfriend.
It fits almost all of them, although 2 is subjective, 9 can be a little difficult, and it might not be the best at 10.
But it might as well be “Top 7 reasons why a stone is better than a girlfriend”.
This guy’s hands are females?
Also 10 reasons why you’ll die a virgin.