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  1. Wellwellwell says:

    Bule Eyes B****!!!!!

  2. EdgeFrenzy says:

    I have brown eyes.

    And I AM NOT HYPER AT ALL.

  3. Squall says:

    I don’t know who to hit. The idiot that made this, or the one who reposted it

  4. Someone says:

    Well then… all the boys had better pucker up for this hazeleyes!

  5. spies901 says:

    Hitler had brown eyes…

  6. kebab says:

    all of my friends with brown eyes are quiet, but me and all of my friends with blue/green eyes are hyper. i have blue eyes…

  7. Cherry123 says:

    I have brown eyes and none of this applies to me. :/

  8. Retillias says:

    Is that true?

  9. kyza712 says:

    sooooo am i the only one bothered by the fact that the commenter thinks that 95% of the world has brown eyes? becuase their sure is more than 5% with green or blue…

    • Aoeadin says:

      2% have green eyes, 9% blue, 88-89% brown, around 1% with red/grey/other.

      Don’t forget that the majority of the world’s population lives in africa+asia, the prevalence in those countries is around 99.9999% brown eyes. The vast majority of blacks, asians, arabs and orientals have brown eyes.

    • Jwang says:

      We’re talking about THE world, not YOUR world. Think about it: over 99.9% of people in Africa and Asia have brown eyes. Probably 85% of Latin Americans have brown eyes. Let’s say 50% of Europeans and 50% of North Americans (excluding Mexico) have brown eyes.

      With those assumptions, we end up with around 87% of the world having brown eyes; of course this is a relatively rough estimate, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the real number really were closer to 95%.

    • lola says:

      depends, as most people would count almost black to this, too, that statement isnt that wrong. it should be about 90% then (no exact numbers, because that chances with everyone who gets born, but it is definitely a number that high ;] )
      you gotta understand that the population like “we” know it in our western world is a minority in the whole world…and even here blue/green/anything else eyes arent the rule, more the, even though not unlikely, exception.
      populous states all have majorities with dark eyes (and i mean, huge majorities…you´ll have serious trouble to find a blue eyed person in, say India…or any African country)
      once, everyone had brown/dark eyes, blue or green eyes have less pigments and were most likely a genetic defect at the beginning.
      if you found mistakes, keep them to yourself, I am no native speaker and this is complicated s**t <.<

    • Spikey Dave says:

      97% of the world population have none blue eyes, you’re just bothered because you are in one of the concentrations of blue eyes.
      Estonia has something like 99% blue eyed people, Denmark 90%, but that local concentration doesn’t change the fact that the global default is some variation of brown…

    • Someone else says:

      You’re not alone, I was bothered by that too. I have green eyes, and I think a large part of the population in my country has either blue or green eyes, with brown making up the remainder.

      Admittably, Wikipedia does state that brown eyes are prevalent in large parts of the world:

      “Dark brown eyes are dominant in humans[43] and in many parts of the world, it is nearly the only iris color present”

      ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_color#Brown )

  10. Lagerbaer says:

    Look up the Forer effect and Barnum statements…

  11. zombies dont eat brains. get it right. says:

    Holy crap! I have hazel eyes.

    I still barely know the guy I’ve liked for 2 and a half years
    He probably doesn’t feel the same, but I love him anyway
    I am extremely hyper/crazy

  12. Diacraft says:

    No.

    Blue eyes mothabucka

  13. L says:

    Heterochromia FTW.
    Couldn’t decide what colour to have, had two.

  14. 1jim3bob says:

    Holy, it describes me perfectly.

  15. oneill22 says:

    Hahaha i’m super hypo (just to please someone in the above comments) and i have green/grey/sometimes hints of yellow eyes.

  16. WhirledPeas says:

    What if someone’s eyes changes colors? Or they have one blue/green/grey and one brown?
    I think whoever made this has brown eyes and was jealous of other people’s eye colors…

  17. mr. man says:

    I have bluish eyes, and this describes me perfectly…

  18. Sarah says:

    I have brown/hazel eyes and Me gusta. :|

  19. Lagerbaer says:

    You know the next thing you are about to read is complete BS if it is preceded by the word “FACT”, in bold/colorful/underlined typesetting.

    FACT: 99% of all internet “facts” are made up.

  20. Asdf says:

    This is bullpoo.
    I’ve seen things like this on facebook that say people with green eyes are best, people with blue eyes are best, people with brown and hazel eyes are best( I have blue ). Its not true in any way it’s just another stupid Facebook spam.

  21. shin0bi272 says:

    Fact: 98% of all facts are made up

  22. Inspector Spacetime says:

    I really hate crap like this. I saw one recently that said that it’s a psychological fact that if you dream about someone that they are thinking about you. If I were a meaner person I would respond to these posts telling these people how stupid they are.

  23. mufcchimp says:

    Fact: Bears eat beets.

  24. leragingmeme says:

    I have brown eyes! And I am very hyper.


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