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Why They’ll Never Figure Out Magnets

Mormon Troll - Why They'll Never Figure Out Magnets

Submitted by: Iirima

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  1. Lizard King says:

    These mormons just won’t stop failing, will they?

    • KrunkSplein says:

      That’s because they view it as a success. “No such thing as bad publicity” and all that. Do they get laughed at? Yes. Are more people exposed to Mormonism by their near-meme status? You know it.

      • Orly says:

        Krunk, those trolling ”might” lead a couple of people to read about mormonism. They then will find alot of homophobia, sexism, and bad science fiction.

        It’s like Scientology and Mormonism shared some very funky ideas to make each others weirder.

    • metalcraze says:

      nah the people trolling the never stop failing.
      this isn’tb even funny or creative.

  2. Vojmor says:

    This is making me think if they are real people or aliens using Google translator to comunicate with us… But maybe it is just random, nobody made it 1-man, 2-women.

  3. mrfuzzles92 says:

    wow.. that actually tells me a lot about their religion. Trolling can be educational!!!

  4. I own a horse says:

    this troll would have been a whole lot funnier if there were actuall 2 women mormons in the chat…. -.-

    • I own a horse 2 says:

      Read the top of the page. “This is kelsey and megan”

    • Herp a Derp says:

      Did you think “kelsey and megan” was her full name. You never once noticed the word “we”? How much more oblivious can one be?

    • Nuff says:

      “hi! this is kelsey and megan from The Church of Jesus Christus”

      hm… sounds like two women to me?
      They just seem to use one account.

  5. Exo says:

    /inglip mode

    “lesbians !”

  6. Troll on meh says:

    He brings up a valid point. I’ll drink to that!!!!!!

  7. Jig says:

    Now this was a great troll. Cheers, sir!!

  8. Draper says:

    Yeah I would really like to know the same thing!

  9. tomtwelve says:

    I’m still bored.

    By the way, there seems to be a magnet ad to the right.

  10. Exo says:

    Kelsey only had 3 hits

    Me had 5…

    so I call it a fake or so ?

  11. Dave says:

    Now I wanna know the answer about why, dammit!

    • Xyz_39808 says:

      Something to do with any missionary work I’d assume. Like two male doorknockers can’t enter a house of only females without some other male present. “For safety reasons” I remember being told.

      And I’m assuming that rule is the result from some lawsuit BS in the past probably.

  12. Urban Sidhe says:

    We’re talking about a religion where a guy read from “magic tablets” out of a hat.

    Questioning isn’t really their thing.

    • ylro says:

      It must not be yours either, as it sounds like you are just repeating stuff you have heard from a third-hand source. At least find out what they thing really happened before using scare quotes. You will never find “magic tablets” in any Mormon literature.

  13. Orly says:

    There are always two women together on the chat because Mormons fear women are only half of a man and thus need to go in pair to match the visitor as it might be a male.

    It’s all about being strong enough resisting attraction/temptation. Thus it’s best explaines with magnets.

  14. silverette says:

    Hmm, it’s not always two women. I once got Andrew and Seth in one chat, and I’m sure they were both males.


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