Before you TL;DR, this is golden.
Some teacher slapped one of her students, and the student’s mother was furious. An expected reaction, until you see the demands she wrote the school:
Oh and she included a picture of her son on each of the 40 pages, because, you know, aesthetics are important.
For the whole hilarious letter, check out Curtis Got Slapped by a White Teacher.
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anybody try to hack this website yet? i suggest klan members in place of all the pics because thats all the site is is pics.
This.
gogogo!
We are NOT your personal army kid
All I see is just a suggestion.
Just stop repeating whatever you see on 4chan.
Holy dogs, I live in Kansas City. Kinda wish I paid more attention to the news now, probably would have heard about this.
I read the whole letter… by far THE funniest one in the world. They SHOULD frame the whole thing, even the website! My Christmas just got 1,000 times better.
And the best thing about the letter is that she called it a bill.
There is no 40th page! We need WikiLeaks!
So many typos ^_^
But anyways, having just read the entier thing this is cearly a troll, most of the pictures, while looking similar, are clearly not the same person throughout the entire thing
Also in one of the pictures he is with a person that clearly would be his sister, but there isn’t a single mention to what she would say as ‘his poor black sister who has had to live though this huge emotinal shock’ or somthing
Indeed… Many typos.
maybe you just saw the typos there, ’cause you’re not so good at spelling.
I really like how it’s CC’d obama
Wow… just… wow…
This is better than gold, it’s a 15 billion karat diamond set in pure, solidified AWESOME.
Also, I’m pretty sure her demands come out to WAAAY more than $1,000,000 (which is how she prices her son. Y U no worth more, Curtis©?!).
I stopped counting at about 1.6 million. That’s before all the ‘all expense paid’ stuff, too.
Does anyone know the outcome of this? Did she get her demands?? What happened to Curtis’ face? Did quarter of it fall off?? What happened next???
Settled for a undisclosed amount of KFC and some coupons to Popeye’s chicken.
*an
Huuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr racist.
Getting idiots to copyright their names and faces could go a long way toward paying off the national debt. See list of fees at http://www.copyright.gov.
40 pages…seriously??? Maybe she should have spent the time being more productive (i.e. working) rather than attempting to be all Oprah-sassy and shiiiieeet with a sad inability to find the spell check function.
Well this is silly. I mean, $1500 doesn’t even go that far at Wal-Mark!!!
tl:dr
Oh my god. I…this. I don’t even know what to say. This is beyond amazing. If Obama does get this, he’s probably laughing his ass off. This is the most hysterical thing that I have ever read in my entire life. It’s too good to be true.
Lets hope Obama doesn’t get this letter. That retard would likely pay her demands.
Great, so you’re one of those idiots? I’d liked to see you fix a screw-up as big as Dubya’s, as efficiently as Obama has. Contrary to the crap Faux Noise feeds you, he has slowed the economic decline tremendously, almost to the point of increase.
Sorry, everyone reading this. People too stupid to talk politics talking politics really pisses me off. D:
If you don’t want to sound just like those “idiots”, you could at least give a source.
troll
The sad thing is that people are actually like this. Either god should smite them, or we’d better not let them breed.
too late
No she shouldn’t have slapped him, but I think she SHOULD slap his mother! :L
Purely brilliant stuff!
Also, does anyone know how/if the school replied?
This I would also like to knoe…
Notorized… wal-mark… You can’t even spell-check or proofread your insane ramblings?
Did she really think this would go anywhere? Damn that’s hilarious. I think she’s demonstrated more why she shouldn’t be allowed to raise that poor kid than anything.
3.28 He likes the color red.
Curtis is going to be dissapointed with this new green drum set then….
you know this guy posted this so we could follow the link see where she’s at then every on would troll the crap out of her irl via letter i.e.
posing as state gov. (or better national gov.) then inside the letter is her 40 page letter all with the errors and stupidities clearly marked with red ink/highlighter/kool-aid
WHO THE HELL LET DIS WOMAN OUTA DA KITCHEN?
Who the hell let her out of the fields?
Your comment doesn’t represent your name.
I AM DISSAPOINT!
This letter is awsome, but I think she went a little overboard with the demands.
“little”?
Just slightly.
Wow. What a woman! Her demands are insane! For the next 9 years??? Who the fudgemakers does she think she is? Pretty clever to charge for responses to questions. So smart and yet so dumb!!I don’t think she deserves 1 penny. And Imean it.
Just imagine if he had been punched.
Well, seeing how rational she is, she’d probably order that the world pay for the “damage” to her “property”.
not funny at all
OMGWTFBBQ that was on my birthday :3
On page 12 I thought he was holding a watermelon at first.
Obviously faked. What black woman doesn’t know how to spell Wal-Mart?
Surely this must be a fake. Nobody is THAT crazy.
You must not go outside very often.
I personally like the cover page. Obviously made on Microsoft Word. Classy.
Ms. Curry must have been a /very/ good troll.
Holy crap! She can use WordArt! I was only like 8 when I learned that in Word ’03… Jeez…
Also, I don’t believe that nutjob writing the letter actually KNOWS what a bill is.
Also.2, I see she’s got some sort of incredible attraction to the copyright symbol (if you look closely at the background of the page, you might see one or two)
Also.3, Her grammar is atrocious. Before I even had a chance to read the entire letter, I realized that she called it “Wal-Mark”.
Also.4, she demands that the teacher have her teaching license revoked in the U.S. permanently, when a huge chunk of her demands (if I recall correctly, block 2), actually *requires* that she keep teaching in order to fulfill those insane demands.
Also.5, I can’t believe that she’s still on that phase that when a white person does x to a black person, it’s the end of the world. And she made this teacher into the Godd*mned KKK messiah.
Also.6 THIS HAS BEEN A BILL
Actually, this woman simply knows the truth of how the government works. Unless someone declares “freeman” status, the government sees each citizen as a individual corporation. The government itself is a incorporation. In the first line, she is telling the government that she has chosen to not fall under the governments’ corporate laws (that her son is property of the corporate government) & that she will only be held accountable to the law she believes to be true in the bible (love others, don’t cause others harm). She can & is wise to state that the letter is a bill. In fact, if a cop pulls you over without good cause, you can tell him that you charge $1000 / hr for your time & write him a bill. It gets you out of a lot of shaddy tickets
The letter makes her sound crazy because she’s writing in Legalese instead of in common language – the courts & government only accept legalese in true defense. Seriously, grab a legalese dictionary & study the laws & acts of your government – you’ll be amazed.
Oh, so she got some whitey who was passed over for higher education in order to fill a color quota to write this bs for her. I thought they might be black when it became clear they were demanding money. Kid probably deserved more than a slap.
I just want o know 1 thing…
where can i find her drug dealer?
It must be great stuff to do something like this
if she claims that she owns her son (who we shall accept as human for the sake of argument) why did we ever abolish slavery to begin with? not only is this hypocritical, it allows her to escape doing something constructive!
Racism works both ways. I guess she doesn’t know that.
Wal-mark win.
Never have I been so embarrassed to live in Kansas City. Yes this is real. She actually wrote this and sent it to the school district. Check out her website.
http://www.lisahenryjazz.com/
And if you didn’t know, Kansas City is also home to the Backin’ Up Lady. Look at us. we’re on the map now.
Okay, yeah, her demands are nuts, but let’s face it, if they weren’t so hilariously extensive no one would have noticed this. Is she being crazy, or clever? Who knows…O.o
Heh…this is great. Notice how she was being pretty racist against whites. It was almost like she thought she could pull this off because she was black and that white teacher was being horrible.
There is a guy at my school named Curtis, he’s so fail we invented a whole new class of fail, the “Curtis Fail” in his honor. And after reading this, I am almost certain that this Curtis is my Curtis’ black counterpart.
wow… the slapped the wrong generation…
Adopt lots of black kids. Tell them to be bad in school. Make sure they get slapped by white teachers. Repeat for infinite monies!
Please tell me that this woman didn’t get what she wanted… This broad is f**king insane. I’s like to know who she got to appraise her son’s worth. However did she come up with how much 1/4 of his face is worth? I hope the school district and everyone else she sent that letter to lined up to slap her, too!!
c’mon this can’t be real, because first and final, she’s not in tha kitchen!
Oh shoot, I live in olathe, which is liek rite next to KC… Or is it in it?