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CleverBot Troll - Mmm, Lesbian Robots

Submitted by: Crossfire sucks

Favorite Comment(s): Troll Mr. F says, “I love that people still think Cleverbot is an AI.”
AND: Troll jadefirefly replies, “I love that people believe you’re magically connected to an internet-user that ALWAYS uses good grammar, good spelling, and good punctuation. Because that TOTALLY happens. By random chance. Yep.”

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  1. dough A says:

    BaH!

    Love cleverBot lol

  2. Mr. F says:

    I love that people still think Cleverbot is an AI.

    • jadefirefly says:

      I love that people believe you’re magically connected to an internet-user that ALWAYS uses good grammar, good spelling, and good punctuation.

      Because that TOTALLY happens. By random chance. Yep.

      • zem says:

        Hahahaha, or maybe they have thousands of staff members waiting 24/7 for internet users to connect!

        …Or maybe Mr. F is just a moron.

      • Dave says:

        It just happened for three – now four – comments in a row. Anything can happen.

      • Zinde says:

        Actually, just the other day I ended up talking to a 13 year old in Michigan (yes, I asked him. He said he was from Kansas but lived in Michigan)
        After I told him where I was from, he said ‘I hope I’m not talking to a real person’
        Pretty much the same thing happened when I asked some chick who had mentioned a ‘Tyler’ who he was. She said it was her boyfriend, and after asking, she said he was cute.
        And I do have pics to prove it, or at least from my first ‘encounter’

      • SUS says:

        its a little program called “spell check”. look it up

        • Alligator3 says:

          Spell-check isn’t completely idiot-proof. For example, it doesn’t usually call one out for improper word choice (such as typing “weather” when you meant “whether” – yes, I’ve seen someone do that before).

        • Spellchecked says:

          i sink your write wit may spear checkers i want ms a ward!

      • ... says:

        I have definitely gotten responses that were spelled incorrectly or lacking in proper grammar or mechanics. Some that were all three.

      • Mouren says:

        Since it learns from humans, I’ve seen some bad mix ups on “your” and “you’re” and various others. Nothing that would suggest a human (many, many non sequitur answers)

  3. first says:

    ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssttttttttttt

  4. Snippy says:

    Well played, Cleverbot. Well played.

  5. Randy says:

    FFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT

  6. Ryuudoshi says:

    If cleverbot is an AI how come it gives the same answer to the same question that i asked one minute ago, then again this only happened once.
    There’s a cleverbot and a switch sistm probly, that or i was in the same convo for a long tim e with the same person.

    • kittenpile says:

      Remember: Cleverbot learns via real people. The point is to trick you into thinking you’re talking to a real person.

    • Alligator3 says:

      I would actually expect an AI to give the same response each time a certain question or statement is given. Seems like common sense to me.

      • srslyomg says:

        You should look into such things as randomization and probabilities, it may evaluate several difference choices and pick amongst them, at the same time excluding such that were already picked in that session so it doesn’t repeat them over and over again.

    • John says:

      Funny, I seem to have trouble getting Cleverbot to “remember” what it just said. It makes simple mistakes all the time.

      Example:

      Me: Do you have a boyfriend?

      Bot: Yes

      Me: What is his name?

      Bot: Her name is Jane.

      Me: Fail!

  7. Some Guy says:

    Cleverbot shoots! He SCORES!!!!!

    The crowds go wild…

    • Some Guy says:

      1st at being too retarded to notice that you aren’t even close. Now, get back on the short bus. We have cookies and milk for you.

      • Aemon says:

        YAY I LOVE ZEH COOKIES AND MILKZ! My daddy makes me suck the milkz out of him then he gives me coooookehhh!

      • Alligator3 says:

        No, you should take his (or her) seat on that bus. Aemon was obviously trolling, and you fell for it.

  8. poodles says:

    The title is Mmm, Lesbian Robots…and there is no indication that the robot is female or a lesbian.

  9. Brendon says:

    Rule 34. No exceptions.

  10. Luap says:

    If you’ve ever used Cleverbot you’d know that the grammar isn’t right all the time. In fact, it’s only right about 70% of the time, I’d say.

  11. Jbob98 says:

    i think it ment it eats cats… everyone on this site has a dirty mind :P

  12. Jenn says:

    Hmm. I gave cleverbot my phone number, now it won’t talk anymore. I broke it…

  13. Rook says:

    If it wasn’t a robot, then the makers of CB could be sued out their butts if someone ever found out.

  14. Eduard A. Khil says:

    ^brotip: do so for infinite moneyz

    i also love how cleverbot will go into a recursive loop because it doesn’t know all the lyrics too “Magic Dance” by David Bowie


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