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Favorite Comment: Troll Anna says, “Bitch deserved it. If someone broke my DS I’d break their face.”
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pidgey = shit
You = shit
No, pidgey really does = bad. Action replay can make EVERY wild encounter shiny, so suck it.
No u
The fail is giving a shit about Pokemon in the first place.
P.S. nobody cares if you were first.
I’ve seen that copypasta before. Prepare for the tidal wave of people complaining about it.
Aww, you beat me to it. D:
Humm… yeah, it was an accident.
There’s no way that 12 y/o has a girlfriend.
Old, not funny, fake and gay.
No shit it’s fake, it’s a troll you dumbass.
that kid acres more about pokemon than girls he needs to get laid
A kid that cares more about Pokemon then girls can’t get laid.
She got what was coming to her!
Do you know how rare a shiny pidgey is? Very!
At least that what my… hrm… Friends tell me. Yes lets go with friends.
Wow! A shiny Pidgey? I once caught a shiny ponyta, and that is the only shiny pokemon I have.
Did you say something about your game getting broken? Very sad. Hopefully you’ll get a new system and encounter another one with any luck.
Used to have a shiny onix. But who cares about the pokemon being lost when she broke his DS. I’d be pissed.
I once convinced someone to trade me a Shiny Swablu for a Solrock.
I wish I had a shiny Ponyta, but at least I have a shiny Umbreon
Dude, I am jealous. How hard was it to get? care to trade?
I once found a shiny Nidoran. I forget whether it was a pink male or a purple female, but it was indeed shiny. I don’t care if its a dime-a-dozen pokemon, shiny pokes rule! I swear if i had a gf and she did that to me, i’d do more than punch her! Seriously, women suck, and i dont need them as long as i have free internet pr0n.
I caught a shiny shellos [west] randomly. The colour difference wasn’t obvious, but i saw the sparks so i though “hey it [the sparks] looks pretty.” so i just caught it. a couple of weeks later i was told its shiny O_O
The truth is out there:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shiny_Pidgey
this is the most epic thing that ever happened to the internet,
this story has a higher conentration of fails,wins,chirsbrowns,wtfs,what tha hells ever spoted in the internet before.
its like a chuck norris being at nbc dateline, havin a nice bunchie, shouting this is dr. octagonapus, rick rolling, deal with it, yeaaaaaaaaah all together comprimised in one person
its like WTF!!!!!?!11!
btw, how can you get a girlfriend while playing pokemon?
I always thought those were opposites
I hope that you’re just trollin’. Really, I do.
I have a sexy girlfriend and I’m a beast at pokemon.
If my boyfriend was a pro at Pokemon, we’d hang out and play it together all the time =/.
If they’re really opposites, then it’s true that opposites attract as I’m a girl and I LOVE Pokemon.
FLAIL
lmfao shiny pidgeys blow i have a legit shiny of just about every legendary, red lugia, yellow ho oh, all three dogs, gold groudon, pink kyogre, black rayquaza, blah blah blah. theyre all legit and i would be willing to trade them with u to check them haha. even got a black charizard. my shinys arent limited to legendarys >:) and yes i do have a gf and we play pokemon every now and then
turn around, you see all that ppl? thats the ppl who cares
so uh you kinda cheated to get those they may be real but you definitely cheated to get them lol so congrats
still wrong for him to do that tho
Dumbass. He wouldn’t give her the Shiny Pidgey anyways.
She’s not worth it if she doesn’t understand the value of pokemon.
THIS IS FUCKING SHINY EPIC.
Only when I read threads like these do I realize some of the things I take for granted in my life. For instance: having my own lease. knowing the difference between a girlfriend and a second cousin. knowing what sex feels like. I’d keep going, but it’s actually making me a little sad.
i never got the point of pokemon. I tried to get into into to impressa boy…i mean friend that is boy…anyway its just really gay… he needs to grow up have a nice lemon party with a couple of friends.
If it’s gay, then why are all Pokemon straight? No seriously, they WILL have sex with any compatible Pokemon of the opposite gender. It’s programmed into the game.
I’m sorry but I like pokemon and I must say…a FEMALE MR.MIME is GAY.
When was the last time you played..red and blue/green? After that they made it so that Mr. Mime is only male and Jynx is only Female…and if you have the further question about their breeding…a Ditto did it.
OBJECTION!!!1!! Mr. Mime can in fact still be female, as proven here http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mr._Mime_(Pokémon)#Trivia
ofcourse its fake u idiots, ur reading it from a site based on trolls, ffs…
Forget about losing his shiny pidgy, she fucking broke his DS! I’d be pissed too.
I saw a shiny Baltoy in the wild when I was little, but I didn’t know it was anything special so I ran. =(((((((((((
I found a shiny Graveler once. It used self-destruct on the first turn…
Do we know you from somewhere?
http://www.fmylife.com/love/12085678
know him*
A yes, cause a shiney pidgey goes away when you close your ds so it goes on standby -.-
do you know how rare a shinny pidgey is!!!!!
I don’t care about the Pokemon encounter, but if MY girl broke MY DS, whoahoho…
Old pasta is old… how lame is this site?
Before I realized the value of shiny pokemon, I caught two in the same day in Ruby. A spinda and a chinchou….luckily I didn’t erase my file yet….
Uhm, really? I wanted to reach out through my computer’s screen and amack the guy for putting that much emphasis on a video game. POKEMON at that. I could never understand the appeal, and well frankly I always thought it was stupid. I know I’ll be receiving some hateful comments on this but, so what? I mean, the guy has his girlfriend with him who is pouring her heart out to him and this video game is more important? Relationship, FAIL!
you sir, are a fail. and probably a virgin. everyone knows pokemon players are the hottest ppl out and have wild sex all the time.
cool story bro!
you have married youre sisters cause she is a pokemon
are you fucking kidding me? people on here must not play pokemon, shinies are so fucking hard and 90% of the time you even get one without a hack its something common and gay like Zubat or Duskull. A shiny pidgey = fuckin awesome (not to mention totally cute :3 ) you need a new GF who can understand the awesomeness
Dude, I agree with Anna. I’m a Pokemon nerd, and I’d freak if someone broke MY DSi as well.
On my Platinum version, I have a shiny Pachirisu, a shiny Golem, a shiny Manectric, and a shiny Girrafraig. I totally get where this guy is coming from.
And yes, I am a girl. Who says video games aren’t for girls?
Furthermore, what the hell is with you people saying that those who play Pokemon need to get laid? My English teacher is married with kids, and HE still plays Pokemon, too!
I’m proud at being a nerd. I have a level 100 Giratina, and I’m 7 levels away from having my Heatran at level 100. And I so can’t wait for Pokemon Black and White versions.
This guy is so stupid, a DS pauses when you close the lid.
um isn’t shiny like 1/8000 not 1/1000 O.o besides why don’t you just rng one?
I believe it’s 1 in 8124.
That is, unless you chain using the Pokeradar… Still raging about that not being in HG/SS.
*facepalm* Doesn’t anyone know anything? It’s 1/8192
Lolwut? Your 1st shiny? I caught a Shiny Stunky for Diamond, Shiny Wurmple in Emerald, and I saw a shiny Electabuzz in the Battle Pyramid on Platinum. And nice timing XD
DS, GirlFriend…. ISH NAWT POSSIBUL!!!!
This guy blew off his girlfriend…for a PIDGEY! And seriously, shiny? Who cares? With RNGing these days, it’s possible to crank out shiny after shiny after shiny. Dude totally deserved his busted DS.
She deserved it. If someone broke my DS I’d punch them too.
copypasta lolololol
Is he stupid? Shinies are less than 1/8000 chance! Not 1000! That damn pidgey was WORTH IT.
Shinies are 1/8192…
Finally someone who knows what they’re talking about. It’s not that hard to memorize a number. Yet few people do. It’s even worse than the number of Pokémon. Why can’t people just know that there are 649 of them? (And for those of you idiots who think I’m wrong, yes there are 649, not 493. Remember, 5th Generation.)
Get her back at all costs! The fact that u play pokemon and she can stomach how much of a dork you are gives hope to losers everywhere.
what the hell? choosing pokemon over a girl? this kid has no life…
I’m with the guy. And I’m a chick. If she could shut up her emotional ass for 2 seconds and let him catch the thing.
Even if not… even if he should have just closed the lid and dealt with her whiny ass, breaking the DS is wrong. I’d not have ‘accidentally’ hit her… I’d knock some teeth out of her head. Let her cry about that.
There is just so many things wrong with this.
For advice, if you want a relationship, set time aside and don’t be a d-bag.
That’s obviously a troll. Any dude that plays Pokemon does not have a girlfriend.
He was manning the hell up. That’s the role of the man, hitting the woman when she’s out of line
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