What is wrong with having phone sex (this means sharing fantasy) between two underage people?
If you are 16, should you be arrested for liking girls around your own age? That interest is not sick, that is normal!!!
You people are sick to worry more about YPF than violence.
Actually a FBI agent would not be able to tell the caller what to say. That would be entrapment and make the FBI unable to prosecute the man for any crimes related to the phone call.
You would think the guy would realize that there are no 14 year old girls that would write in full sentences, complete with correct grammar, on a chat site…
I meant that typically, when a young teenage girl is on a chat site looking for sex, they are probably not going to be typing in complete sentences. I understand that I am using a stereotype, and it I am not questioning “her” ability to write. I am just pointing out that the possibility of a horny 14 year old, or a horny individual, would use full sentences while cybering is quite low.
this is the best idea ever had by anyone ever!!
but he prolly didn’t tell them he wanted to brutally fuck her right away, and the FBI had time to tell him he had the wrong number. Still an epic win!!
And once again my home state does me proud. Sigh. I hope he’s really 16, because “stupid horny teenager” is at least better than “stupid lying pedophile”.
Let this serve as an example: If you take the (jail)bait, you’re gonna get hooked, gutted, roasted, and eaten. And then made a fool of on the internet.
Just to point out, there isn’t anything technically wrong with that scenario. It’s two underage minors and they both fall under the “Three Year Rule” considering the girl was fourteen (the youngest age for this rule to apply) and the male was only two years older. If she were thirteen? Totally different story, since the rule wouldn’t apply in the least.
This is the internet, who says that is their real ages? When I get bored on Omegle I say I’m all ages, all genders, and from all countries. Doesn’t mean shit.
“What happened”
(Ring Ring)
Guy: Ready to get FU**** baby?
Chris:Hello! Chris Hansen here! why don’t you have a seat over there?
Guy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Well, when I was 14, I was writing with proper sentences and also on the internet looking for sex. Unfortunately my website of choice mostly had people from other countries, so I just ended up naked on webcam for a bunch of 30-50 year old men. Come to think of it, I was doing that since I was 10. Then again, I was never the most well-adjusted little girl.
Why shouldn’t I be honest? One should never feel they have to lie about who they are. How can you be truly happy with yourself if you’re ashamed of it? You’d be amazed at how wonderful total openness can make you feel. Try it. It’s how I got from a such a poorly adjusted highschool student to a well adjusted 19 year old with my life exactly where I want it to be.
So busted… LOL
OMG I would love to see the follow up to this one XD
well I just gave this number to soeone on Omegle. So you might see it.
PERFECT win.
OMG OWNAGE!!!!!!!!!!
well, that sucks
I doubt he really had intentions to tell them what really was going on
XD
Brilliant, just brilliant.
Perfection.
A thousand internets to the person who gave the guy the FBI’s number. xD Although I’m very curious to know what happened.
What probably actually happened:
*Ring ring*
FBI: Hello, FBI building in Boston
Guy: Uhhhh…sorry, wrong number
What I REALLY hope happened:
*Ring ring*
FBI: Hello, F-
Guy: I want to brutally fuck you.
FBI: Dispatching units now.
Ohh I would pay to hear the second one. xD
What is wrong with having phone sex (this means sharing fantasy) between two underage people?
If you are 16, should you be arrested for liking girls around your own age? That interest is not sick, that is normal!!!
You people are sick to worry more about YPF than violence.
The “girl” in the conversation probably was actually an adult FBI agent.
Actually a FBI agent would not be able to tell the caller what to say. That would be entrapment and make the FBI unable to prosecute the man for any crimes related to the phone call.
I don’t think that phone sex is the issue…prank calling an FBI building is the issue.
I would give a fortune to watch him on that phone call and get arrested.
XD Sir, you win both the internet and my respect.
…Take the Internet, it lasts longer. >.>
I wonder how long you get for saying that to a FBI duy/girl
OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT!
Respect.
If you search the number on google it comes back as a residential landline in Boston. Fail.
http://boston.fbi.gov/contact.htm
Burn.
And the police department I work for has it as the FBI Boston Field Office contact number. So yeah, Sean, you fail.
Hmm..never mind..comes up as that on white pages but FBI on another site. That’s odd.
That’s because the FBI IS on a landline. The addresses are the same.
Haha win!
The person who rated this down is probably the stranger…
You would think the guy would realize that there are no 14 year old girls that would write in full sentences, complete with correct grammar, on a chat site…
Dude, I’m twelve, and I can write grammatically correct sentences.
Dude, you’re a dude. He said girls. Wait. oh sh…
like, u know, whatevr
You’re one of few.
But yeah, I’m 14. So hard to talk to people when they use chatspeak…
Same, and I hate it when people use chat-talk.
I dunno. From what I can tell, age is hardly an important factor in one’s writing ability.
Also, he asked for her phone number, probably not considering the possibility of being pranked – I somehow doubt he would give it this much thought.
Age has nothing to do with your grammar and spelling abilities, there are 12 year olds that sound more intelligent than some 30+ year olds.
It all depends on whether the person is willing to spend a small amount of time and effort on sounding smart.
SOUND!!! There are 12 year olds that ARE more intelligent than some 30 year olds….1 episode of Cops will prove that.
Yeah, the fact that you use a t.v. series as a reference does not…
I meant that typically, when a young teenage girl is on a chat site looking for sex, they are probably not going to be typing in complete sentences. I understand that I am using a stereotype, and it I am not questioning “her” ability to write. I am just pointing out that the possibility of a horny 14 year old, or a horny individual, would use full sentences while cybering is quite low.
No, that is NOT correct grammar or spelling in the SLIGHTEST.
*Is 15 and has been a Grammar Nazi for three years.*
THAT’S RACIST!!
…>.>
i think you may need to google the meaning of ‘racist’
Sarcasm – 1, You – 0
Actually, Cibo, we’re perfectly capable of writing in full and correct sentences.
I’m 13 and I can write (At least partly.)
You know, not every 9 year old has to be grammatically retarded. >:I
…yet somehow that sentence must have grammar errors galore. Just my luck. >c>;;;
HAHAHAHAHA oh Jesus, too much win to handle. I really hope that played out flawlessly…but it probably didn’t
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And Cibo, sorry, but that’s not always correct. I’m 14…
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Mmmmm, I can has recording of phonecalling? *ringring ringring. Pickup the phone. ringring ringring*
this is the best idea ever had by anyone ever!!
but he prolly didn’t tell them he wanted to brutally fuck her right away, and the FBI had time to tell him he had the wrong number. Still an epic win!!
And once again my home state does me proud. Sigh. I hope he’s really 16, because “stupid horny teenager” is at least better than “stupid lying pedophile”.
Let this serve as an example: If you take the (jail)bait, you’re gonna get hooked, gutted, roasted, and eaten. And then made a fool of on the internet.
brilliant its a epic EPIC win
Just to point out, there isn’t anything technically wrong with that scenario. It’s two underage minors and they both fall under the “Three Year Rule” considering the girl was fourteen (the youngest age for this rule to apply) and the male was only two years older. If she were thirteen? Totally different story, since the rule wouldn’t apply in the least.
However! I laugh.
This.
This is the internet, who says that is their real ages? When I get bored on Omegle I say I’m all ages, all genders, and from all countries. Doesn’t mean shit.
Omg, I lol’d for at least 10 minutes straight. I’m laughing while i’m typing this.
“What happened”
(Ring Ring)
Guy: Ready to get FU**** baby?
Chris:Hello! Chris Hansen here! why don’t you have a seat over there?
Guy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
I’d pay to hear that happen.
Poor guy forgot the rules of the internet…
The guys are guys, the girls are guys, and the 14yr olds are FBI agents.
The laughter. It hurts. XDDDDD
Hey, did anyone call this number?
OWNED
Well, when I was 14, I was writing with proper sentences and also on the internet looking for sex. Unfortunately my website of choice mostly had people from other countries, so I just ended up naked on webcam for a bunch of 30-50 year old men. Come to think of it, I was doing that since I was 10. Then again, I was never the most well-adjusted little girl.
Clearly. Surprised you’re so open about it, to be honest. I think you just opened yourself up to Again’s special brand of stupidity.
Why shouldn’t I be honest? One should never feel they have to lie about who they are. How can you be truly happy with yourself if you’re ashamed of it? You’d be amazed at how wonderful total openness can make you feel. Try it. It’s how I got from a such a poorly adjusted highschool student to a well adjusted 19 year old with my life exactly where I want it to be.
Wise philosophy.
this is the best joke i ever seen it maded me ROFLALAPMASTS
Maybe Fringe Division will pick it up =D
*snicker*
“Peter? Who the hell are you talking to?”-Olivia
If that was a 14yr old girl I’d vote for her to become president of the universe.
Dude i Rofl’ed XD
me and my friend gave this creeper him our grandparents number and they were like O__O
A most awesome WIN
Have tried this a few times myself lol. It´s surpringly easy (:
Hey Idiot, thats not the FBI phone Number.
Its for some Law Firm
Federal Bureau-Investigation
Website
1 Center Plz · Boston
(617) 742-5533
This persons name was ” Osama bin laden “
Get owned