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You’d like to *what*, sir?

chatroulette trolling - You would like to *what*, sir?

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  1. JBT says:

    So busted… LOL

  2. NewAgeGilgamesh says:

    OMG I would love to see the follow up to this one XD

  3. Mcgyvr says:

    PERFECT win.

  4. Virenne says:

    OMG OWNAGE!!!!!!!!!! :D

  5. muisje says:

    well, that sucks :P

  6. Charlie says:

    I doubt he really had intentions to tell them what really was going on

  7. Tony says:

    XD

    Brilliant, just brilliant.

  8. Pie says:

    Perfection.

  9. Anna Sassin says:

    A thousand internets to the person who gave the guy the FBI’s number. xD Although I’m very curious to know what happened.

  10. Eh says:

    What probably actually happened:
    *Ring ring*
    FBI: Hello, FBI building in Boston
    Guy: Uhhhh…sorry, wrong number

    What I REALLY hope happened:
    *Ring ring*
    FBI: Hello, F-
    Guy: I want to brutally fuck you.
    FBI: Dispatching units now.

    • JC says:

      Ohh I would pay to hear the second one. xD

      • D says:

        What is wrong with having phone sex (this means sharing fantasy) between two underage people?
        If you are 16, should you be arrested for liking girls around your own age? That interest is not sick, that is normal!!!
        You people are sick to worry more about YPF than violence.

        • Macronomicon says:

          The “girl” in the conversation probably was actually an adult FBI agent.

          • Robbie says:

            Actually a FBI agent would not be able to tell the caller what to say. That would be entrapment and make the FBI unable to prosecute the man for any crimes related to the phone call.

        • Smy says:

          I don’t think that phone sex is the issue…prank calling an FBI building is the issue.

      • Deep says:

        I would give a fortune to watch him on that phone call and get arrested.

    • Kelsey says:

      XD Sir, you win both the internet and my respect.
      …Take the Internet, it lasts longer. >.>

    • Legendman3 says:

      I wonder how long you get for saying that to a FBI duy/girl

    • LOL says:

      OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT!

  11. wewrwerw says:

    Respect.

  12. Sean says:

    If you search the number on google it comes back as a residential landline in Boston. Fail.

  13. Sean says:

    Hmm..never mind..comes up as that on white pages but FBI on another site. That’s odd.

  14. Bob says:

    Haha win!

  15. Kiri says:

    The person who rated this down is probably the stranger… :P :P :P

  16. Cibo says:

    You would think the guy would realize that there are no 14 year old girls that would write in full sentences, complete with correct grammar, on a chat site…

    • Michael says:

      Dude, I’m twelve, and I can write grammatically correct sentences.

    • Alligator3 says:

      I dunno. From what I can tell, age is hardly an important factor in one’s writing ability.

      Also, he asked for her phone number, probably not considering the possibility of being pranked – I somehow doubt he would give it this much thought.

    • Mitsuki says:

      Age has nothing to do with your grammar and spelling abilities, there are 12 year olds that sound more intelligent than some 30+ year olds.

      It all depends on whether the person is willing to spend a small amount of time and effort on sounding smart.

    • Cibo says:

      I meant that typically, when a young teenage girl is on a chat site looking for sex, they are probably not going to be typing in complete sentences. I understand that I am using a stereotype, and it I am not questioning “her” ability to write. I am just pointing out that the possibility of a horny 14 year old, or a horny individual, would use full sentences while cybering is quite low.

    • Catti says:

      *Is 15 and has been a Grammar Nazi for three years.*

      THAT’S RACIST!!

      …>.>

    • Lotty says:

      Actually, Cibo, we’re perfectly capable of writing in full and correct sentences.

    • Nikki says:

      I’m 13 and I can write (At least partly.)

    • Gamerz says:

      You know, not every 9 year old has to be grammatically retarded. >:I

      …yet somehow that sentence must have grammar errors galore. Just my luck. >c>;;;

  17. lawlsterr says:

    HAHAHAHAHA oh Jesus, too much win to handle. I really hope that played out flawlessly…but it probably didn’t :( .

    And Cibo, sorry, but that’s not always correct. I’m 14… :) .

  18. Sausage says:

    Mmmmm, I can has recording of phonecalling? *ringring ringring. Pickup the phone. ringring ringring*

  19. lux_freerider says:

    this is the best idea ever had by anyone ever!!
    but he prolly didn’t tell them he wanted to brutally fuck her right away, and the FBI had time to tell him he had the wrong number. Still an epic win!!

  20. karl says:

    And once again my home state does me proud. Sigh. I hope he’s really 16, because “stupid horny teenager” is at least better than “stupid lying pedophile”.

  21. petro says:

    Let this serve as an example: If you take the (jail)bait, you’re gonna get hooked, gutted, roasted, and eaten. And then made a fool of on the internet.

  22. grrr says:

    brilliant its a epic EPIC win

  23. Anonymous says:

    Just to point out, there isn’t anything technically wrong with that scenario. It’s two underage minors and they both fall under the “Three Year Rule” considering the girl was fourteen (the youngest age for this rule to apply) and the male was only two years older. If she were thirteen? Totally different story, since the rule wouldn’t apply in the least.

    However! I laugh.

  24. Alex says:

    Omg, I lol’d for at least 10 minutes straight. I’m laughing while i’m typing this. :P

  25. Enix says:

    “What happened”
    (Ring Ring)
    Guy: Ready to get FU**** baby?
    Chris:Hello! Chris Hansen here! why don’t you have a seat over there?
    Guy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

  26. Red says:

    Poor guy forgot the rules of the internet…
    The guys are guys, the girls are guys, and the 14yr olds are FBI agents.

  27. Lady Sylvan says:

    The laughter. It hurts. XDDDDD

  28. Kelsi says:

    Hey, did anyone call this number?

  29. Zoe says:

    OWNED

  30. Dani says:

    Well, when I was 14, I was writing with proper sentences and also on the internet looking for sex. Unfortunately my website of choice mostly had people from other countries, so I just ended up naked on webcam for a bunch of 30-50 year old men. Come to think of it, I was doing that since I was 10. Then again, I was never the most well-adjusted little girl.

    • Xenon says:

      Clearly. Surprised you’re so open about it, to be honest. I think you just opened yourself up to Again’s special brand of stupidity.

      • Dani says:

        Why shouldn’t I be honest? One should never feel they have to lie about who they are. How can you be truly happy with yourself if you’re ashamed of it? You’d be amazed at how wonderful total openness can make you feel. Try it. It’s how I got from a such a poorly adjusted highschool student to a well adjusted 19 year old with my life exactly where I want it to be.

  31. #2 says:

    this is the best joke i ever seen it maded me ROFLALAPMASTS

  32. Jake says:

    Maybe Fringe Division will pick it up =D

  33. stackmonster says:

    If that was a 14yr old girl I’d vote for her to become president of the universe.

  34. GiggitymyGoo says:

    Dude i Rofl’ed XD
    me and my friend gave this creeper him our grandparents number and they were like O__O

  35. MostAwesomeOne says:

    A most awesome WIN

  36. MarkNL says:

    Have tried this a few times myself lol. It´s surpringly easy (:

  37. None says:

    Hey Idiot, thats not the FBI phone Number.

    Its for some Law Firm

  38. *facepalm* says:

    This persons name was ” Osama bin laden “

  39. Darious says:

    Get owned


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