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I was horny, but I’d rather FIGHT!
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lol
So much win!
Epic in every sense of the word.
Lmfao. A+
LMAO!!!!!!!! EPIC WIN
100+ internets
It’s obviously a dude posing as a woman. I’d love for it to be a chic but statistically speaking 83% of woman on these websites are male and 80% of pokemon fans are male. Also these statistics are 94% accurate.
Don’t forget that 49.7% of all statistics are made up.
I highly doubt that 80% of Pokemon fans are male. Where the heck did you get a crap statistic like that?
Probably a fellow nerd.
No nerd would choose cybering over a Pokemon battle.
I’m thinking a fellow troll. The way she or he immediately begins with the “woman who wants to talk dirty” sounds like baiting…
Master Baiting indeed
Your comment is win Rollete ^_^
Best ever.
This has the power of a thousand wins!
Lapras vs. Electrode? Oh he’s screwed
Definitely what I was thinking!
Read my mind!
Wait, are you a woman? If you are indeed a real woman, then that means you and I are 2 of the 17% of women on the internet who are actually women. The odds of that happening in conjunction with being Poke fans are very slim…
Boy for sure.
Seriously, who the fuck is copying me? I suppose you can only handle short replies because if you made any lengthier comments you couldn’t copy my writing style accurately. At least you have noticed that I use proper capitalization and punctuation.
Guess I set myself up for this when I said I couldn’t be cloned, lol. But really, it doesn’t make any sense for me to answer my own question, especially when it was posed to someone specific.
A ditto that used Transform?
Lol, yes! Someone who looks like me, but without all my power
There are no women on the internet….
But I am a wimmins.
I am a desperate female searching for the approval from others, I am also hoping by acting all ‘nerdy’ and pretending that I love Pokemon I will bait some poor fellow who I will then mate with and eat.
Lol, sweetie, I don’t have to act like I like Pokemon to catch a mate, I already have one and he’s not into video games at all. Neither am I desperate for approval, I couldn’t give a shit less what you think. But your poorly disguised attempt at trolling was amusing.
Wait… your wording sounds familiar, are you my constantly condescending brother? Oh no, you couldn’t be, because he knows I’m not pretending to like Pokemon, since he learned about Pokemon from me
Wow, your clone seems to need a life of it’s own.
Quick! Before it attempts to take over yours!
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Too late!
Quick! exterminate!
Oh, come on, fhqwhgads. Really?
Words cannot describe how much I freaking love this.
…..Wait, I think that works actually.
I’m a girl, and I’d readily pass up cybersex for a pokemon battle. Though I’d have picked a grass type, just to make it less foregone.
But then whoever goes second would obviously choose a fire pokemon.
First person picked Lapras, so obviously the horny girl would choose an electric.
Lapras has decently high HP as well as SDef and will probably survive 1-3 attacks from Electrode, mean while Lapras can probably 1-Shot Electrode (who has a garbage statline) with Ice Beam or Blizzard.
A damage calculator says I will 2-hit Lapras with Super Effective Thunders, meanwhile Lapras will 3-hit me with Blizzard.
I just fell in love with her.
they have been brought together by fate
A fate I must destroy and then enter as the Male counterpart.
Does anyone else wanna know what happens next?! Who goes first? Who uses what attacks? Does Team Rocket interfere? Will Ash ever become a pokemon master? Will he ever turn 13?! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Haha, best person ever.