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GenericTroll on This Really Works! Mapcinq on Super Bull Mapcinq on Super Bull The Demon Lord on Cheap Candy on the Fiftee… Analrapist on Magnum 44, Baby
FIRST!
Douche of the year award goes to this guy.
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Are you really that stupid…? You’re on a site called “Art of Trolling”…
PWND!!! u freakin’ rock!!!
AGREED.
This is a resolved question… I want to see the best answer!
So much win :,D
Wow…just…wow!
Best choise would be replacing their clothes with loincloth from stone age. And also feed them with left overs that are from your own food. Nothing illegal just more natural way of things
Good luck and make sure the loincloth has some bugs in them!
learn 2 speak english
*Learn to speak English.
PWNED BY XENON!!!!!
Wow, so much hate. He could probably just get psychologically evaluated “unfit to parent” and give them up for adoption.
Whee. I saw that question before it was posted here.
Hardcore Troll award!
Am I the only one missing the part where he seems like a “really cool” or “really awesome” guy?
I guess.
Look at the site. What in the world would this be? You don’t seriously think he’s for real? Or are you one of the many dumb Americans?
The original was on Yahoo! Canada, ya choad choker.
What does that have to do with it? LOL
Are you one of the many dumb people who’ve never met an American?
I’d tell you to eat shit and die, but I’m too dumb.
It’s been a while since I saw the Sopranos but Steve Bushcemi’s character didn’t have kids did he?
Haven’t we seen this before?
Not here, I don’t think, but on Failblog.
I know this isn’t real, but I still just died a little bit on the inside.
Fortunately, my kids don’t suck.
Too bad the kids are way too big to be placed in a taco bell dumpster or left in a wal-mart shopping cart.
alive, anyway… mua ha ha ha ha!
So that’s what was in my burrito!
i’m pretty sure there is some legal way to surrender your children. obviously this guy is an ass and they are better off some where else. i dont see why he would be arrested for turning over his children to social services if he explains the situation. they’ll probably be pleased to take them off his crazy hands.
Am I the only one who’s read the name of this site?
Well, maybe some of the dumb Americans have no idea of what trolling is.
“Huh, new Fail Blog page?” *eats another handful of freedom fries*
Damn dumb Americans!!!
I know of a way. Take him out to some field and plunk a bullet in him. This will do two things. First it will get rid of a scummy A$$hat. Second will prevent him from breading again.
Just because he doesn’t want his spawns doesn’t mean he should be denied the right to make breaded foods. With the kids gone he could have more time for breading chicken.
THIS! XD!!
This comment should be on IMMD. I didn’t even notice the mistake before I read this!
AWESOME COMMENT.
A+
You sir, win 10,000 internets!!
I’m thinking the original OP to the Yahoo Answers is a troll in itself. I just found this one: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlhVyhPUNX_b47.J7CHsE8MjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20100419073626AARkEw9
What a scumbag.
I’ve just lost my job and life is very stressful now, my ex wife is a meth addict who we haven’t heard from in 2 years and I’m stuck with 3 children (9, 11, and 14) that I hate and are a huge drain on my finances. They’ve never liked me and only care if I buy them things and I hate their personalities, they don’t know what good music is and don’t know how to act like civil human beings. I’m not getting any joy out of them and they’d be better off somewhere else.
I think the best way is to get the state to take them away from me, the only thing is I don’t want to get arrested as well, so developing a drug habit is out.
My plan is to not pack them a lunch and tell them to take it up wih their teacher, When she calls I’ll call her a whore and tell her to mind her own damn business. She’ll send over social services and I’ll act like a complete ***hole, (though not doing anything illegal) and say I hate my kids and they’ll take them away and I can enjoy single life again. Will this work?
If you were trying to rewrite the post with proper grammar, you missed some.
No it wont. Why not just hand them over to me? I’d feed them candy and give them lots and LOTS of fun time!
I like to stroll around Y!A when I get bored. I remember seeing this, laughing my ass off, looking at it again, then I suddenly felt 10x better about my life. >_>
I actually saw this on Yahoo Answers a while back o_O
Geez, that’s some solid parenting there, dad.
You seriously didn’t expect to be trolled here?
Knowing this is a “best of the troll” site, I still thought the same question as -baller-. Oh wait, maybe that’s because I’m a dumb American, right?? Admitting it is half the problem.
yup