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Trollers Gotta Troll
Balmung on Classic: Eden is Totally … Fidu on Re-Trolled: I Would Have Gone … Danny on People are so Racially Sensiti… denfoilakut on That Time of the Month Ag… SemperSolus on You Must Be Pulling My Le…
you shouldnt post stuff thats obviously faked…
you will be surprised…
also, i dont think moms birth control stuff will work on you…
I hope you mean on Yahoo Answers
Either way… You just…
Failed.
They Trolled on yahoo… So put it up on here. You know what trolling is right? Mr. Troll? Assuming that is your real name…
No, I´m afraid it´s MY name
What the hell you think you’re doing, buddy?
It is my astute observation that all of you are not the real trolls, yet a meta-physical manifestation caused by a severly scarred psyche.
Will the real Mr. Troll please stand up, please stand up…
Neither should you trollman.
is it only me that noticed he took his mom’s birth control pill
it’s not fake. I just searched it on yahoo! answers. and if your trying to say that he didn’t really do that…well that’s the point of trolling!
This guy’s name is troll, and you all still got trolled.
Good job everyone.
So? Still funny
Kids like these make life worth living.
Hihi, idiots are nature’s clowns
Stupid fake: She can’t get pregnant because she’s using tampons and thus on her period.
Also, who doesn’t see a wall of clear tape?
Not true, you can (rarely) get pregnant on your period http://www.babycenter.com/404_can-you-get-pregnant-during-your-period_1460117.bc
From website: “It’s possible — but highly unlikely.” Okay, okay.
Most people don’t know this. Shhh, don’t confuse them with facts.
i just read scrotum as rectum…
Wrong. When she is on her period is one of the few days in the month where she CAN get pregent. Every other day of the month she can’t.
Omg, ur retarded. I have 2 kids, so listen up… the BEST time to get pregnant is about 2 weeks after your period, which should be the week before your period. (2 weeks recoup, 1 week very fertile, 1 week bleeding, making a total of a 4 week cycle). But, you can actually get pregnant at anytime.
Uhh…Just as a hint, try not to type “ur” when calling someone a retard.
Or even when she says she has 2 kids. Wow, just wow..
Another hint. Stop writing things and get back to the kitchen.
I hate to inform you, but having kids doesn’t make you an expert on contraption, and fertility lol. But yes you are right, the people saying that you can’t get pregnant if your on your period, or you can’t get pregnant because (insert ignorant reason here) are obviously the children who skipped health class, or had anal retentive parents who wouldn’t let them take SexEd, and just opted to have the abstinence talk with them. These are the people that get pregnant when they’re not ready for children, and end up working for people that aren’t retarded. So don’t worry about it, their need to support their unplanned children makes them cheap labor for people who have brains. Cheers ROFL!
“I hate to inform you, but having kids doesn’t make you an expert on contraption, and fertility lol”
today i turned the lights on, so i’m either god or an electrician!
*Applauds*
TL;DR
“contraption”? I believe you mean conception.
Your argument is rendered invalid.
Yeah, not quite.
um actually it is possible to get pregnant during your period.
Actually, yeah, you can get pregnant on your period.
FAIL. it’s very possible to get pregnant while on your period. learn you a bio book.
You can get pregnant on your period.
Yeah.
It is absolutely possible to get pregnant while on your period. There is no ‘safe time’.
Amusing troll ‘question’ though.
Stupid girl. It is entirely possible to get pregnant on your period.
Most people don’t know, but a woman is more fertile when she’s on her period.
She wouldn’t get pregnant anyway, because once semen are exposed to the air, they die. Not right away, but soon.
It may or may not be a fake. You never know.
There are some sick people in this world.
Even if it was a paper wrapper that got glued shut again? Granted, this is very much on the far side of probability. But sadly, I’ve known too many intelligent people with no wisdom or social awareness to consider this impossible.
1 . tampons are those that you insert them, not glue them on your panties
2 . they are wrapped into a plastic wrapper that’s usually transparent to open it you have to tore it and so it can’t glue itself back
3 . and there are so many sites about the women’s ovulation cycle, google it so stop arguing
It’s not as soon as your implying, if this is real, and the retard put it back in the rapper, then they could survive for an extended period of time, but honestly, what kind of stupid girl wouldn’t notice that her tampon was opened? I think this is fake because of that, any intelligent girl knows never to use opened tampons because it could be very dangerous for numberous reasons. But still, if your cousin came on a tampon that you used, pregnant or not, that’s fucked up.
wrapper*
OMG, how many people does it take to say the same thing?
*shrug* When I wrote my comment, no one elses had been posted yet. It can take a while for comments to get past moderation I guess.
when you post a comment it’s in “awaiting moderation”-status for a while before others can see it, so when you post something you never know whether others have postet the same thing already and you just can’t see it yet
When you post your comment it is in a “waiting moderation” stage…
Tee hee…
When you post a comment on any cheeseburger network site your comment is in moderation for a while before it can be seen by everyone. After a while though, it can be seen by all. Causing many of the ‘same’ response.
I’m entertained that there were 4 responses to that question.
period.
IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD CORRECT ME!
Sorry, it’s been a while since my last health class, and I would never “do it” on my period, so I never bothered remembering whether you could get preggers or not.
No rebuttal on the clear tape thing though?
No… I can tell you this though… you most certainly CAN get pregnant on your period. Look it up.
She JUST admitted that she was incorrect, I don’t think it’s necessary to reiterate that.
As far as the tape thing, it’s possible it was dark. I remember seeing a video of someone pulling that prank and it was at night. A couple of this dude’s friends made him think the house was being broken into so he ran out of the room without turning the lights on and bam.
What if the hallway was dark? I’ve totally done the same thing to my brother with industrial cling rap from work, also what if the person was one of those idiots who never look up ’cause they’re on their cells all the time?
OMG YAY let’s all leave tons of comments saying the same thing! Gah.
Semen only survives a couple of hours outside a human body.
After being 24h outside a human body on a tampon – semen would be dry and dead.
Fail!
It only takes a couple of minutes.
Fail Fail!
He said that they would be definately dead after 24 hours, not that it would take them 24 hours to die!
L2TROLL!
This is Art of Trolling, not stupid Yahoo answers. Of COURSE it’s not a real question…it’s a TROLL.
It may be, but have you ever read things on Yahoo Answers? There are some seriously stupid people out there. Not just ignorant, but flat-out stupid.
Hmm.. I think someone needs to talk to him about the difference btwn the male and female reproductive system… what makes HIM think taking his MOM’s birth control is going to help? O_o and how did the girl not notice her tampon has been tampered with? O_o
I know, everyone’s talking about periods and tampons and no one has mentioned that he took his mom’s pill.
Just because its called art of trolling doesnt mean all of the crappy and obvious acts of trolling should be posted up…you don’t put a 5 year old’s scribbles up in the Louvre and call it art.
Thank you!!! Someone else realizes this fact! I troll every day and very effectively, and these trolls here (with the exception of 2 or 3) make me cringe that people believe that this is trolling. People need to learn to troll properly man.
Really? Because I’ve seen Picasso’s work and it aint far off to being the scribblings of a child.
Maybe not Picasso – but, definitely Jackson Pollock.
Pollock could also draw, and paint within portrait quality, it’s actually one of the easier things to do. Any technical class can teach you how to paint and draw realistically. Pollock’s works are highly original, and have far more methodology than simply throwing paint at a canvas. Perhaps that’s why his paintings sell for millions more than the stiff waxy looking portraits.
Art class, Picasso could paint and draw portrait quality work, however, if everyone makes everything realistic, nothing stands out. Picasso’s later work was trying to capture primal lines, and basic shapes. Picasso’s work was not childish by a long stretch there boy.
Later picasso, maybe. But earlier picasso paintings were very ‘well painted’ in a normal person sense.
As in, they didn’t look like silly jigsaw puzzles of faces.
You do if you’re trolling it
Really… So you took birth control that morning, hopped into your time machine, and then jacked off on it the day prior? Boy howdy, technology sure has changed since back in my day…
Anwill, birth control is retro-active and works on guys, duh
Either that was sarcastic, or you missed the point.
Hmmmm… Seems like his mom is the one who’s about to get pranked!
There’s a difference between actual trolling and posting screenshots that newfags think are funny.
This is a classic. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this on several bulletin boards in the last five years. And every time I thought: how do you put a tampon back in its wrapper?
YES! Thank you! I was going to say it if nobody else had. Those little buggers die fast outside of the human body. No way they can survive a day like described.
What i think is funny is that HE says that HE took his mom’s birth control pills, which is why SHE can’t get pregnant….
I am so glad someone else noticed that. ^.^ I laughed pretty hard at that… =3
Did ANY
Did ANY of you women even think about the fact itd be impossible to put the tampon back in the wrapper. As soon as you pull them out they expand…and i would gues the sick freak didnt want to squeeze it till it fits back in the wrapper
thank god someone else besides me has relized this.
the only time a woman ‘should’ be able to get pregnant is 14-18 days after her period, as that is the only time when an ovum is released into the uterus. it is possible (on rare occasions, and with many following complications) to get pregnant before this time period, however, it is dangerous as the ovum would be fertilised within the fallopian tube, which can cause problems should the ovum decide to latch onto the fallopian tube.
that being said, i remember seeing this on 4chan ages ago.
That’s not true. That’s what they used to think, but more recent knowledge is that the egg can be released any time during the month.
You are like the 10th person to start debating about whether or not a woman can still get pregnant on her period.
… What? So some bored kid making up shit on yahoo answers as a joke is the fault of religion? Perhaps you should find an appropriate question before attempting to post your ‘answer’
If this is real (which it probably isn’t), I don’t think that the real problem is getting pregnant. It’s that, medically speaking, YOU JUST HAD SEX WITH YOUR FREAKING COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Makes sense…?
Following his logic, the boy raped his cousin, since(If true) it certainly wasn’t consensual.
Even if this were a true story (which I don’t buy), I don’t think she would be freaking out over the (im)possibility of getting pregnant so much as it was a foul thing to do.
Well, looking at the number of posts debating the possibility of a pregnancy resulting from a situation that couldn’t occur in the first place (putting an open tampon back in the applicator? Not gonna happen! and not noticing the open wrapper? Yeah, right! Not seeing clear tape across a doorway? Uh huh, yeah.)
Clearly, this is a troll WIN! Pregnancy? Who cares? You are attempting to use logic on a TROLL, SO HE WON!
-skeet-skeet- >.<
the guy took birth control…
WTF DOES THAT DO IF YOUR A GUY!!!
I MEAN COME ON, ( no pun intended )
fake fake obvious fake.
I like how about half the posts on here are how you CAN get pregnant during your period. Apparently no one on here can read the previous posts. Parrot fail.
These comments are a lovely example of why I troll.
if shes using a tampon that means shes on her period which means it wont do jack shit!.
“I took some of my mom’s birth control…”
Yeah, you’re not a stupid troll.
that’s a classic eric cartman joke right there!
check it out for yourselves http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApOiyAOc5SYyD3MqeYod.DcjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20100306195400AAhgxft
WOW, ppl are turning this into a serious discussion. Failures!
And I suppose this is what happens when you let people who can’t spell “bigot” properly reproduce.
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