Submitted by: Se7en via Submission Page
Ok, who’s been trolling the Google autocompletes to look like this? GREAT JOB!
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Just order some Gillyweed on Amazon.
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Wow. I saw that question on Yahoo Answers but this answer hadn’t been posted yet. This was chosen as best answer by the asker… does it mean she’s actually going to try it??
That would only mean more air to me…and less people like she to deal with….sometimes i love Yahoo answers!
This seems to be a question made by a child, if you see news of a little girl drowning herself I’ll bet you wont think it’s so funny.
Actually, there are a lot of adults who seriously believe this crap. They call themselves “otherkin” and their fantasy worlds are TOTALLY REAL AND SERIOUS BUSINESS.
SRS BIZNESS.
It’s ‘Srs bsns’. But close enough.
it’s totally cereal…
The asker’s a troll too or else she wouldn’t have posted the last bit about her being a witch.
not necessarily, some people do believe they are witches, not always a troll
i would laugh…..
Lmao
Look again. the key phrases “I find it offensive” and then “BTW: I am also a witch” indicate this is simply your average Fashionably Pagan airhead.
I would still laugh.
…people like *her*
what are you? some kinda grammar naz… oh i see.
Best comment^
One can only hope.
yeah . she takes it serious
LOL the answer is the funny part
She’s trying to win a Darwin Award…
She’s an hero.
I saw what you did there
are you serious? i seriously doubt thats true, unless ur either high or drunk.
It is true. I tried it. And I wasn’t drunk or high.
did u almost drown? (i mean that seriously. i’m not making fun of u.)
NO! Can’t you read. If ImnoPatsy did the spell as they were directed they are a mermaid… mermaids can’t drown. Sheesh.
oops…
and I was just thinking about this post, too… damn, I wonder if you can get prosecuted for, like, assisted suicide??? or, assisted stupidity?
Yes, I wonder if you can be so supremely stupid that no government has any interest in protecting you and the EU wants you to DIE.
I checked and I can’t be held liable. Besides if a grown women doesn’t know not to suck in water because a stranger on the Internet told her to, I’m gonna leave her to Darwin
My girlfriend did this and it worked! Only she turned into the kind of mermaid that has a fish top half and human bottom half. We can still have sex, but I have to stare at a fish while I’m banging her. Not too sexy.
Flipper! (just watch the dorsal fin)
Probably just killed her lmao
…Kristy was never seen again.
Yes she was. She began to float to the top of the pond after the third day she cast the spell.
Omg .. You mean it actually doesnt work ?!
Gotta go and find my sis ..
I bet shes a mermaid in heaven
witches burn in hell
you can burn in hell
No seriously, witches do burn in hell
Because they’re made of wood?
win
and what do we burn aside from witches?
MORE WITCHES!
win
i laughed so hard
hopefully she tried it
Wow…
Bet You she’s some idiot who thinks she’s a wtich
and witches don’t burn in hell because it doesn’t exist ^^
OMG lets not go there PLEEZ
Seconded. And the motion is passed.
Only works if you swallow a handful of gilly-weed first…
You don’t smoke it? Shit. That explains why I’m producing roe.
Harry Potter was a good series…. love it….
Did she died?
Yes, she didded.
“Once submerged …” — unfortunately this method won’t work for this person, because she states she’s a witch: and as we all know, witches float.
LOL FTW!
and WHY do witches float?
Because…because they’re made of wood?
And what else floats?
a duck!
So if she weighs as much as a duck….
Then… shes made of wood.
Exactly
Monty Python exchange… Perfect! XD LOL
Look up info on the old witch hunts. It was actually once a test to see if you were a witch. Most people at the time couldn’t swim. If they threw you into water and you drowned, you were not a witch and your soul was spared. If you floated to the top and survived you were deemed a witch and burnt.
yes, but that’s significantly less amusing than running with the Monty Python bit … and if I’m reading this site, I’m looking to be amused not depressed.
Minus ten internets for you.
remember kids, if anyone asks you what “natural selection” is, jusr show them this.
win
The Monty Python exchange made me srsly LOL.
-wipes away a tear- I love you guys.
BTW I AM ALSO A WITCH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Woah, this isn’t funny! They probably just killed her!
Well, okay. It is a tiny bit funny. But still not okay.
Duh havent you seen the little mermaid 2 just find some urcella’s magic
You wanna know the worst part? This girl can legally vote.
Really? I was thinking more that she can legally drive.
shes trying to be a what? MARMALADE?
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THIS
This was onna my crowning moments I’m gonna be honest